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篇一:三打白骨精英语话剧剧本

Three Times Beating the Monster

三打白骨精

-----七年制

开头出场,视频《英文版 敢问路在何方》(我们利用的是视频里的音乐),四师徒出场(等到四人全部出来后暂停视频)。 【本剧灯光都是全亮的】

唐僧: Wukong,where are we now?

(悟空,我们现在到哪儿了?)

悟空:Ba Jie,map.

(八戒,地图.)

八戒误拿出一张美女图,给了悟空.

悟空:Oh,master,look!

(哦,师父,你看啊!)

唐僧:Oh,Ba Jie,how many times I have told you don’t take these pictures of beautiful girls with you.

(八戒,我告诉你多少次啦,不要老是带美女图啦!)

八戒:Oh,master,forgive me.

(噢,师父,原谅我这次吧!)

唐僧:No,I think I will take this until we get to the west,Ba Jie,map.

(没门,我想就由我先暂时保管,直到我们到达西天,取得真经.八戒,地图!)

八戒:Oh,master,I am so hungry now,and I can not move anymore.

(噢,师父,我肚子饿扁了,我再也走不动了.)

悟空:Fat pig.

(肥猪.)

八戒:Monkey,if you say these two words once more,I will,I will……

(死猴子,如果你再敢说这两个字,我就……我就……)

悟空:You will ,you will what?

(你就想干嘛啊?)

八戒: I will help you catch louses(虱子).

(嘿嘿,我就帮你抓虱子啊!)

唐僧: Wukong,I am hungry too,would you bring us some food?

(悟空,我也饿了,你能帮我们去找些吃的吗?)

八戒:You see ,our master is hungry too.

(你看,我们师父也饿了.)

唐僧:Bajie,don’t forget who ate my last meal.

(八戒,不要忘了,谁把我上一餐的饭给吃了.)

沙僧:But master,if the monster comes while monkey brother is away,what can we do?(但是师父,如果有妖精来了,而大师兄又不在的话,该怎么办啊!)

唐僧:Yes,that is a big problem,Wukong.

(是的诶,这倒是个问题.悟空.)

悟空:No problem!

(没问题.)

悟空拿着金箍棒绕着他们跑了一圈……

八戒:This is……

(这是……)

悟空:Electric net,I made it,so no monster can touch you if you stay in it.

(这是我织的电网,只要你们呆在里面,没有妖精能进来.)

唐僧:Oh Wukong,you are becoming moreand more knowledgeable .Knowledge is power!!!(八戒:is food 沙僧:is girl)

(哦悟空,你真是越来越知识渊博哦,知识就是力量啊![八戒:是美食.沙僧:是美女.])

悟空:OK , I am going to find some food, bye!

(那好,我去找吃的啦,拜拜!)

唐僧:OK, it is the show time.

(好的,现在是我们展示自己的时间啦!) 放音乐《穷开心》,三师徒开始跳舞。

一段时间后,

唐僧:I am a little tired , let’s play cards.

(我有点累了,我们打牌吧。) 放《斗地主》,师徒三人开始打牌。

白骨精现身。

白骨精:Electric net ?It is easy, hahaha!!!

(传说中的电网?小菜一碟嘛,哈哈哈哈哈!)

白骨精变成村姑出来……

村姑:Can I join you?

(能加我一个吗?)

唐僧:Oh,lady,we are playing cards now,and three people are enough.

(哦,女士,我们现在在斗地主呢,三个人已经够了。)

村姑:Oh,chance.

(噢,机会。)

唐僧:Oh,chance.

(噢,机会。)

村姑:Double King.

(一对K。)

唐僧:Double King,oh,I win,lady you are so clever,come in and teach me. (一对K,哦,我赢啦!女士,你太强啦,来,进来教我吧!)

这时悟空回来了。

悟空:You are the monster,I will kill you.

(你是妖精,我杀了你。)

唐僧:Oh,Wukong,what are you doing,she is my teacher.

(悟空,你看看你干了什么,她是我师父啊。)

八戒(对悟空):She is my teacher!

(她是我师父。)

悟空:She is a monster!(她是个妖精。)

八戒(对唐僧):she is a monster!

(她是个妖精。)

这个地方八戒要表现出墙头草的样子。

唐僧:Don’t say this.(这时放《only you》,当做紧箍咒)Only you……

(不要再说了。念紧箍咒。)

白骨精现身。

白骨精:Wahahaha,Sun Wukong,I will teach you a lesson.

(哇哈哈哈,孙悟空,我马上就给你个教训。)

白骨精变身老妇出场。

老妇:Daughter. Daughter. Where is my daughter? Hello, have you seen my daughter? (女儿啊,女儿啊,女儿你在哪里啊?【对唐僧】你好,请问你看到我女儿了吗?)

唐僧:Your daughter……故意作出挡住村姑尸体的样子

(你女儿……)

悟空刚从紧箍咒的痛苦中清醒过来,看到老妇。

悟空:You are the monster, I will beat you.

(我打死你这个死妖精。)

听到这句话,唐僧去挡老妇,孙悟空把唐僧推到在地后,将老妇打死。沙僧扶起唐僧。

沙僧:Master ,are you OK? How many?

(师父,怎么样,你还好吗?【伸出两根手指】这是几?)

唐僧:Two, game over Sun Wukong.

(两个啦,孙悟空,你死定啦。)

见唐僧已经对悟空产生不满,这时白骨精抓住时机,变成老头出来。老头出场后,看到倒在地上的老伴和女儿,狂奔过去。

老头:Oh,my wife my daughter,who did it?

(噢,我的女儿啊,我的老伴啊,这是谁干的?)

悟空转身,见又一个妖怪来了,果断举起金箍棒就要打。

悟空:You are going to die, monster.

(见阎王去吧,死妖精。)

唐僧:Oh Wukong,you have killed three lives.

(悟空,你竟然杀了三个人。)

悟空:They are not human beings,they are monsters.

(他们不是人,他们是妖精。)

唐僧:Monster?I think you are the real monster, you go !you go!It is the wrong way. (妖精?我看你才是真的妖精吧,你走,哪来的回哪儿去吧!【见悟空往错的方向走了,唐僧指出】走

错啦,走错啦。这边。)

八戒:Oh master monkey brother is away.

(哦,师父,猴哥就这样走啦!)

唐僧:Don’t say that guy.

(不要理那个B了。)

白骨精见最强大的孙悟空已经被赶走了,高兴地出来了,准备享受唐僧肉。

白骨精:Hahahahaha,how foolish you are,I will eat you,Mr Tang.

(哈哈哈哈,唐僧,你是多么的愚蠢啊,我要吃了你。)

原来悟空已经识破了白骨精的奸计,是故意离开的,看到白骨精终于露出了原形,悟空奔过来,一棒拍死了白骨精。

悟空:Don’t touch my master.

(不要碰我师父。)

沙僧:Oh,our hero is back!

(哦,我们的英雄回来啦!)

八戒:Monkey brother……

(猴哥……)

唐僧起来,迷茫的问悟空。

唐僧:What……what happened ?

(发生什么了?)

悟空:Master,you were cheated,the monster has changed into three different shapes. (师父,你被她骗啦,她只是变成了三个不同的变身而已。)

唐僧:But how did you find it?

(但是你是怎么发现的呢?)

悟空:Monkey’s feeling.

(猴子的直觉。)

篇二:三打白骨精英语剧本

Three times beat monsters三打白骨精

第一幕 农夫家

农夫一家吃完饭在看电视

《新闻联播主题曲》,主持人开始播新闻。

主持人:Welcome to CCTV news , there are four monks from oriental Tang Dynasty to the west to get some books , let me tell you who they are.

师徒四人出场:

主持人:the man who rides a white horse may not be a prince ,he may be 唐僧. 唐 僧: hello ,I am唐 僧, have you seen a handsome monk(和尚) like me?Many people think I always talk too much,actually ,they are wrong. Let me tell you a secret, I haven’t ate meat for 3 months.

主持人:Not all monkeys are thin ,some monkeys may be fat.

悟空:Hi, this is monkey, my favorite thing is to beat monsters. Hey, monster ,where to go.

主持人:zhu bajie may not a ugly man ,he also can be very ugly (或者a beautiful girl).

八 戒:Hello , beauties ,I am bajie ,I love all of beauties and I always feel hungry.主持人:Not all people who carry luggages (担子) are farmers, he may be shaseng.

沙僧:Every audience(观众), I am shaseng, I am honest. I always speak little and do much, so, to choose a husband, I am your best choice.

电视机突然坏了

老太婆: Hey , what’s going on , honey you should check if there is something wrong with the TV

老头:nothing serious , it just ran out of signal.

村姑(女儿):Dady and mommy, I really like tangseng, he is very handsome , I am a big fan of him .

老头:forget it , tangseng always talks too much, I can’t stand him, I prefer wukong . 老太婆:Oh no, wukong is too thin , I think shasheng is better, he is honest. 村姑:that’s it ,what about bajie?He is cute.

老太婆、老头:No way!

老太婆:he is too lazy .

老头:Too ugly 。

老太婆:Eats too much.

白骨精:Oh, honey,I am the most beautiful ,the most attractive and the most smart woman . My name is 白骨精, you can call me jingjing(精精).I know you are interested in the four monks(和尚). Now I will take you to see them, hahaha… 白骨精施法拴住了一家三口

第二幕

唐僧:阿弥陀佛,do you know where we are now?

悟空: Bajie,map!

八戒: (摸出,递给悟空)

悟空拿给唐僧看

悟空: Look, boss (凑近唐僧)………(唐僧、悟空一齐转向八戒)

唐僧: Bajie ! How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you.

八戒: Oh, boss ! Forgive me.(伸手拿回)

唐僧: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west .

八戒: But……

唐僧: Emitofo , nothing is lust , lust is nothing ! Map?

八戒: (递)Here.

沙僧:Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!

八戒:Oh I can’t walk on any more!(坐) I am hungry now.

悟空: Fat Pig!

八戒: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again, I will ,

I will……….

悟空: You will what(凶相)?

八戒: I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).

悟空: Oh, my ladygaga.

唐僧:(轻咳)Wukong, in fact ,I am a bit hungry could you go to get some food to me ?

八戒: You see ,boss is hungry, too !

唐僧: Baijie ! Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

沙僧: But boss , if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..

唐僧: Em…….It is a problem . Wukong , do you have any idea?

悟空: No problem!(安装)(白骨精已躲在一旁偷看)

沙僧: What is this ?

悟空: Electric net !I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s

books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!

唐僧: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!

阿弥陀佛, knowledge is power!

悟空: Don’t open the Electric net ,I will back soon , Bye!(走)

唐僧: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》

白骨精: Hm,!Hm ! Electric net , you are too childish . We will see! hahaha .(变成村姑)

村姑: (接近三人,望着)Can I join you? (八戒盯着村姑看)

八戒:Yes, of course, my lady. Come in please.(欲打开电网)

沙僧:Stop it. It is against monkey’s will. By the way, she is not your type. 八戒: Why?

沙僧:(看一眼村姑)She is way too beautiful for you.

唐僧: Shut up, you two. I’m sorry ,

We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.

村姑: (在一旁观看)Oh, chance, Bomb( 炸)!

唐僧: Bomb . (打出)

村姑: Double King!

唐僧: Oh….I win ,lady , you are a master-hand , come in and teach me !(准备开电网门)

悟空: (回来,看见村姑)Oh,monster!(上前就打)

村姑: (躲在八戒后面)Help,help.

八戒: Don’t worry , I will protect you .

悟空一棒打死了村姑

唐僧: (气愤)Wukong! Look what you have done! She is my teacher!

悟空: Boss, you are stupid , She is a monster!

唐僧: You mean I am stupid? Ok I will sing a song for you ! Only you…(音乐only you)

悟空: Oh, please don’t……I am stupid .

唐僧: 嗦噶,I will let you know , your boss is always right.

白骨精: (真身出现)Sunwukong, you are a foolish monkey, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)

老太婆: Hello , have you seen my daughter?

唐僧: Daughter? Boy or girl?(连忙挡住地尸体)No ,sorry I haven’t see your daughter .(陪笑,老太婆想看后面是什么,唐僧挡)

悟空: (咬牙切齿)You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!( 悟空追打老太婆, 老太婆躲至唐僧身后,悟空打,不想打到唐僧头,唐僧晕,悟空再打死老太婆) 沙僧:Oh , my god , monkey you have beat our boss , how dare you !

八戒&沙僧: Are you Ok , boss?(扶唐僧)

沙僧: Look ,(伸2指) how many?

唐僧: Five…..(晕乎乎地)

八戒:Oh, boss , you are fine , thanks god .啊门。

(八戒、沙僧做基督教手势)

唐僧:Yeah , I am fine ! stupid monkey , once again , I’ll send you to west . (更凄惨的only you)

悟空:I can’t stand it ,please help me , I will die.

沙僧: Monkey knows he was wrong , please stop.

白骨精:sunwukong , tangseng is mine , I will come back soon , hahaha.

(说完变成老头)

老头: Have you see my wife and daughter , they come out but not back until now , I worried about them .

唐僧:I have never seen them

悟空: monster!(打)

(老头躲在沙僧后面)

沙僧:Brother monkey , never do it again , if you did , boss will be very angry, the result will be serious .(师傅很生气,后果很严重)

八戒:please don’t(拉着悟空)

(悟空拉开两人打死了老头)

唐僧: (想阻止,未及)You,you.....(险些晕,沙僧, 八戒 扶住)You have killed three lives!

悟空: No ,they are not human beings ! They are created by monster!

唐僧: Monster ? You are a real monster! Never let me see you , go away!

悟空: (悲,离去)(音乐《人鬼情未了》)

八戒: Boss, brother Monkey has left …

唐僧: Shut up , don't mention that guy any more! (自己擦眼泪)

白骨精: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体在白骨精招手后“飘”走)

唐僧: (惊)who are You......

白骨精: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang! (抓住唐僧) I'll enjoy your meat and drink your blood ,ha , ha...... (八戒、沙僧去阻斗,被击退)

悟空: (悄悄走到白骨精后,打晕白骨精,倒在唐僧怀里)

唐僧: Wukong?

八戒: Oh , Brother Monkey!

沙僧: Our hero is back!

唐僧: I,I can't understand......What happened?

悟空: Boss your IQ really needs increasing! They are all monsters.

唐僧: How , how did you find out?

悟空: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)

唐僧: Wukong(悟空不理T)I misunderstood you.(悟空仍不理)I'm sorry(小声) 悟空: What?

唐僧: I'm sorry.

悟空: Em? Louder,please?

唐僧: I......am......sorry.....

(悟空满意):Come on guys. Pick up our stuff. Let’s go! (音乐:敢问路在何方) 定格画面,主持人上场。

主持人:Life is never easy, so is their journey. There are more risks and adventures waiting for them. Let’s wish them all the best. That’s all for today. See you tomorrow.

篇三:三打白骨精根据网上改编英文剧本带翻译 5人

Beating A Monster for Three Times

人物:T唐僧S:孙悟空 E:猪八戒

J:沙僧

B:白骨精 B1:B变成的村姑 B2:B变成的太婆B3:B变化成的老头

唐僧: Emitofo, do you know where we are now?

阿弥陀佛,咱们这是在哪儿啊?

孙悟空: Bajie, map!

八戒,地图!

猪八戒: (摸出,递给S)

孙悟空: Look, boss (凑近T)???(T、S一齐转向E)

请看,师父~

唐僧: Bajie! How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures!

八戒!跟你说了你多少次了,别随身带着这些图片!

猪八戒: Oh, boss! Forgive me(伸手拿回)

哦,师父!原谅我、、、

唐僧: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west.

这玩意儿到西天之前我都帮你收着。

猪八戒: But……

但是、、、

唐僧: Emitofo, nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?

阿弥陀佛,色即是空,空即是色。地图?

猪八戒: (递)Here.Em?? we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain! Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow so.

这儿呢。恩、、、我们这是到了白虎山啦!哎呀,我肚子饿的走不动了。

孙悟空: Fat Pig!

肥猪!

猪八戒: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again, I will, I will……….

猴头!你要是敢再说这俩字,我就,我就、、、

孙悟空: You will what(凶相)?

你就干嘛?

猪八戒: (软)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).

我就帮你抓虱子。

孙悟空: Hm!

恩~

唐僧:(轻咳)Wukong, actually, I am a bit hungry .Could you go to get me some food?悟空啊,事实上为师也有点饿了,你去给为师找点吃的来吧。

猪八戒: You see , boss is hungry,too!

你看看,师父也饿了吧!

唐僧: Baijie! Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

八戒!别忘了谁吃了我的上一顿饭!

沙僧: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..

可是师傅啊,万一大师兄离开的时候来妖怪了怎么办啊?

唐僧: Em…….It is a problem. Wukong,do you have any idea?

厄、、、这个嘛。悟空,你怎么看?

孙悟空: No problem!(安装)(B已躲在一旁偷看)

没问题!

沙僧: This is…..?

这是?

孙悟空: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!

电网!我从师父的书上学了电学。我做的这个只要你们呆在里面没人敢碰你们! 唐僧: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more cleaver! Emitofo, knowledge is power!

恩、、、悟空啊,你越来越聪明啦!阿弥陀佛,知识就是力量啊!

孙悟空: Bye!(走)

白白!

唐僧: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》

咱们打牌吧!

白骨精: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)

恩!恩!电网?你们太幼稚了。

白骨精: (接近三人,望着)Can I join you?

我能加入你们么?

沙僧: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.不好意思哦美女。我们在玩斗地主~三个人就够了。

白骨精: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!

好机会!炸弹!

唐僧: Bomb?(打出)

炸弹?

白骨精: Double King!

王炸!

唐僧: Oh?.I win! Em??,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)哦~我赢啦!恩、、、美女你太会玩儿了。来来来过来教教我~

孙悟空: (回来,看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)

呔,妖精!

白骨精: (倒)Ah??

啊~~~

唐僧: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!

悟空啊!你看看你干的好事!她是我老师啊!

孙悟空: She is a monster!

她是只妖精!

唐僧: Nonsense!(深呼吸)

胡说八道!

孙悟空: Oh,please don’t……

哦求你不要~

唐僧:It’s too late!(唱)紧箍咒you run you jump, roll on the ground

太晚了!你跑你跳你打滚~~~

孙悟空: Please,Please,oh,no??(痛苦抱头)

不!求你不要~

唐僧: (呛住,咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!

悟空啊,我对你太失望了!

白骨精: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)

哈~孙悟空,我要好好教训你!

白骨精:Hello,have you seen my daughter?

你好,你们看叫我闺女了吗?

唐僧: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑,B2想看后面是什么,T挡)

闺女?没!没看见!

孙悟空: (咬牙切齿)You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后,S打,不想打到T头,T晕,S再打死B2)

你这个妖精!

沙僧&八戒: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)

你还好么,师父?

沙僧: Look,(伸食指)how many?(伸出一根手指)

看!几根手指头?

唐僧:Two?..(晕乎乎地)

两根、、、

白骨精:Sun Wukong, game is over!(变成B3)

孙悟空,游戏结束了!

白骨精: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh?.,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)

哦我的闺女!我的老婆!谁干的?!!

孙悟空: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)

我要杀了你!你这个妖精!

唐僧: (想阻止,未及)You, you.....(险些晕,E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!你!你!你杀了三个人!

孙悟空: No, they are not human beings! They are created by monster!

不,他们根本不是人!他们是妖精假扮的!

唐僧: Monster?You are a real monster! Never let me see you, go!!

妖精?你才是个妖精!别让我看见你!去你的!!

孙悟空: (悲,离去)(音乐,营造 “假”悲伤气氛)《人鬼情未了》

沙僧: boss, brother Monkey is.......

师父!大师兄他、、、

唐僧: Don't mention that guy any more!

别跟我提那个泼猴!

白骨精: (出现) Ha, ha, ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)

哈哈哈~

唐僧: (惊)You are......

你是?!

白骨精: How foolish you are , Mr. Tang!(E,J去阻斗,被击退)

唐大帅哥,你好笨啊~

白骨精: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood, ha, ha......

我要吃你的肉喝你的血!哈哈哈哈!

孙悟空: (悄悄走到B后,打B,B晕)A thousand years later.

一千年以后再说吧!

唐僧: Wukong?

悟空?

八戒: Oh, Brother Monkey!

哦大师兄!

沙僧: Our hero is back!

我们的英雄归来了!

唐僧: I,I can't understand......What happened?

我晕,刚才发生什么了?

孙悟空: Boss, your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!

师父,你的智商有待提高啊!这妖精假扮成三个人来骗你!

唐僧: How,how did you find out?

你,你怎么发现的?

孙悟空: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)

、、、猴子的直觉~

唐僧: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)

悟空啊!我错了、、、

孙悟空: What?

神马玩意儿?

唐僧: I'm sorry.

我错了、、

孙悟空: Em? Louder, please?

啥?大点声~

唐僧: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)

我!错!了!

(音乐响)《敢问路在何方》(这个放伴奏)


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